second star to the right, Clint gets drunk on a mission in New York City and...

and straight on till morning

My name is Wendy, and I can speak to more things than you can. I am being completely absolutely serious. I do a few things. By a few things, I mean save the world. Or just the lives of those around me. Ask me about the time my friends and I corralled a drunken winter soldier. Or don't. Yeah, just don't.